Icklejack’s Christmas Message!

Merry Christmas dear readers, it’s a proper Christamas too at the Icklejack household, none of this lefty looney PC brigade nonsense. Come on, all togeffa:

There’s only one, baby Jesus!
Only one, baby Jesus!
Crawling along, preeching his song
Crawling in a baby-Jesus-bringing-peace-to-all-mankind wonderland.

Well done, a proper English song for a proper English Christmas. Just one problem, it ain’t no English Christmas. Immigrants are usurping our way of life readers, taking our stockings and thieving our trees.

The biggest culprit needs to be routed out after years of protection by namby-pamby wishy-washy media types who love him: Santa.

That’s right readers, ‘Father Christmas’ as lib dems call ‘im, is none other than some Turk trying to get leave to remain at OUR expense. Every year he comes along, all beardy (don’t trust beards readers, Blunkett had one and look at ‘im) and friendly when really he is muggin’ us.

Look at ‘im, ’sit on my knee he says’, Clearly a paedo. His luv of little kiddies makes me sick, all hairy. He even has a collection of ‘Elves’, the reality being they are stolen children kept for his only disgusting immigrant paedo ways.

It goes without saying that the bloke is gay, look at the clothes, the beard, his love of young boys.

All this means that our wonderful English Christmas is being hijacked by yet more gay paedo immigrants, protected by the liberal PC brigade.

‘Dick’, I hear ya saying, ‘it’s Father Christmas, we love him’. Brainwashed I say! Christmas is about loads a prezzies, booze and the Queen’s speech. Followed by more booze. Not this Santa Claus crap that kids get brainwashed with to believe that gays and immigrants are normal.

Anyways, Merry Christmas readers. Next year we’ll bring down the lefty scotch whitewash of a government and get good ol’ proper values in. Like tolerance and pride.