At Long Last: The Boatang & Demetriou Political Party Manifesto

For a while now, Mr Boatang and I have wanted to do an article on what sort of policies we’d like to implement when we get into power.
Time constraints…the price of potatoes…heavy, laden stacks of Daily Mails tripping us up on the walk past the local newsagents, yaddha yudda yuddh. I have many excuses on [...]

Tunbridge Wells is going to self-destruct in approximately 5 minutes…

Dear Oswald,
I hope this message in a bottle reaches you. The time is around 10am. (And the postman still hasn’t been!) and it is likely that by tea time, Tunbridge Wells will cease to exist. So I hope this reaches you, and doesn’t somehow wean its way to a fellow named Boatang like the last [...]

There’s No Place Like Home

I don’t often think about Judy Garland, but there are times, whilst out there on the frosty plains of the big, wide web, I cast my mind back to those immortal words…
There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like…Boatang & Demetriou.
AUNTIE EM! AUNTIE EM! Please don’t feed me to [...]

Hain Goes, But Of Course It Isn’t His Fault

So, Peter Hain, the Secretary for Wales, Work and Pensions, sails off into the wide blue yonder. Seat safe, future murky, but defiant til the bitter end.
Quite why he is held in such esteem by Gord is a mystery. Let’s be fair, the bloke is a bit of a twat, a non-entity that has never [...]

Mr Boatang and I are a tad concerned

…About the fact that so many people are viewing our article ‘The Daily Mail and Half Naked Women’ having discovered it by tapping in some pretty dodgy search terms in google.
Maybe there’s no much we can do about this, but as a decent, proud, high impact, enormously well-respected politics & media (and distinctly NON porn [...]