Don’t make me unleash my Weapon’s of Mass Destruction Hans Blix. Oh, to hear that again right now would be music to my ears, but unfortunately WMD’s are simply not in vogue anymore.
Like Hubba-Bubba, the flavour wore off far too quickly. Even North Korea and Iran quite openly talking about them and rattling their little swords cannot sway the news agencies and the politicians from the new WMD’s: GHG’s.
Somehow Team America just wouldn’t be the same if Kim Jong-il was saying “Hans, Hans, ya-breakin’ my balls here! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t-have-any-Gween-House-Gases, ‘kay Hans?”.
Just not the same is it?
So no the G8 have decided that greenhouse gases must be cut by half. This is all very well apart from the fact ath the G8 doesn’t include China or India, or the whole of South America. So they can say all they want , but it won’t make the blindest bit of difference.
We are constantly told how GHG’s are going to destroy us, even Alec Baldwin thinks this is true, but it’s all a smoke screen for a further tightening of restrictions on everyday life.
The main culprits are the large scale factories, the planes and the vast unregulated emissions from China and India. These are the things that need to be brought under control, but, alas, I feel it will be the public who must pay more tax and use less lightbulbs.
If the Uk government meant any of this petrol would £10 a litre, but it’s not. There are regulations on factories in the EU, but not a huge amount of money going back into researching technologies such as carbon capture.
For all the rhetoric, it is simply more hot air.
God forbid a terrorist gets his hands on GHG’s, then we really would be fucked. Fuck Yeah!
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Green House Gases – The New WMD’s ‘kay
Don’t make me unleash my Weapon’s of Mass Destruction Hans Blix. Oh, to hear that again right now would be music to my ears, but unfortunately WMD’s are simply not in vogue anymore.
Like Hubba-Bubba, the flavour wore off far too quickly. Even North Korea and Iran quite openly talking about them and rattling their little swords cannot sway the news agencies and the politicians from the new WMD’s: GHG’s.
Somehow Team America just wouldn’t be the same if Kim Jong-il was saying “Hans, Hans, ya-breakin’ my balls here! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t-have-any-Gween-House-Gases, ‘kay Hans?”.
Just not the same is it?
So no the G8 have decided that greenhouse gases must be cut by half. This is all very well apart from the fact ath the G8 doesn’t include China or India, or the whole of South America. So they can say all they want , but it won’t make the blindest bit of difference.
We are constantly told how GHG’s are going to destroy us, even Alec Baldwin thinks this is true, but it’s all a smoke screen for a further tightening of restrictions on everyday life.
The main culprits are the large scale factories, the planes and the vast unregulated emissions from China and India. These are the things that need to be brought under control, but, alas, I feel it will be the public who must pay more tax and use less lightbulbs.
If the Uk government meant any of this petrol would £10 a litre, but it’s not. There are regulations on factories in the EU, but not a huge amount of money going back into researching technologies such as carbon capture.
For all the rhetoric, it is simply more hot air.
God forbid a terrorist gets his hands on GHG’s, then we really would be fucked. Fuck Yeah!
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