And Lo! The Lord Rothmere’s Prayer

Behold, and let us pray…
Our Overlord Dacre, who art in Kensington
Shallow be thy name
Thy fascist kingdom come
Thy will be done
In the suburbs as it is in crocheted doily heaven

Give us this day, our Daily Hate
And forgive us our tolerance
As we snarl and disdain anyone who shows tolerance to anyone else

And lead us not into [...]

Richard ‘Ickejack’ Littlejohn says something funny for the first time ever

Every week, Hate Mail readers unwittingly join together in a frenzy of deranged laughter and snideness as they read Richard Littlejohn’s absolutely piss poor attempt at punditry and humour.
Sometimes we get a faux script, pretending to pertain to characters of some dumbed down 70s or 80s TV show, where we are treated with a supposedly [...]

Icklejack’s Christmas Message!

Merry Christmas dear readers, it’s a proper Christamas too at the Icklejack household, none of this lefty looney PC brigade nonsense. Come on, all togeffa:
There’s only one, baby Jesus!
Only one, baby Jesus!
Crawling along, preeching his song
Crawling in a baby-Jesus-bringing-peace-to-all-mankind wonderland.
Well done, a proper English song for a proper English Christmas. Just one problem, it ain’t [...]

What Do Ya Expect From A Scotch?

Dick in da house!
Dick back and having a go, just like you want me to readers, getting in there from the safety of my Florida resort. One thing I’ve heard about is this Labour donations rubbish. People act surprised, I’m not, Brahn and his cronies are Scotch and that’s enough for me.
Brahn being straight and [...]

Dick Has a Sing-Song Along

Been a while readers, I got bogged down here in Florida spending vast sums of cash on rubbish. I love the states, it’s everything I want the Motherland to be.
Anyways, I saw all this rubbish on the telly about Brown and Cameron. Readers, they are all the same! Can’t ya see it? Nah, course ya [...]