I Only Have One Thing To Say On The Matter…


And Lo! The Lord Rothmere’s Prayer

Behold, and let us pray…
Our Overlord Dacre, who art in Kensington
Shallow be thy name
Thy fascist kingdom come
Thy will be done
In the suburbs as it is in crocheted doily heaven

Give us this day, our Daily Hate
And forgive us our tolerance
As we snarl and disdain anyone who shows tolerance to anyone else

And lead us not into [...]

Well Done Lowri

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=566482&in_page_id=1879
I would suggest Lowri really wants a sperm donor rather than a man.
Harsh, but oh so true.

Medvedev Takes Over From Putin. Kinda

Putin’s, er, right hand man, shall we say, has been made President. So now Vlad can run the country and fist his mate at the same time. Happy days indeed.

Derek and Clive: so fucking cool, they deserve a second tribute

Refreshing myself of their genius and comic legend by having a look at some YouTube clips of their superb improvised sketches from the late 70s.
Tell you what. YouTube don’t half give me the fucking horn.

The genius of Derek and Clive can partly be explained by the dynamic between Pete and Dud. The way Cook was [...]