What do you get when you cross ‘Der Sturmer’ with ‘Playboy’…?

Why, our favourite newspaper of course!
See the logical pictoral equation below for the full demonstration:

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The beautiful simplicity of the world’s most deranged newspaper is that it can be as filthy and salacious as it possibly can, whilst simultaneously (at least in the eyes of its readership and editorial department) maintaining a proud, patriotic, Pro-British disposition. [...]

Peter McFuckay and Yet More Daily Mail Polly Filler

Reading this tat in the Mail (yep, back on the strong stuff since coming back from holiday - it’s like knocking back the literary equivalent to meths after a stint going dry) and I’ve got a sore head and a bruised fist. My wall needs replastering and my neighbours are wondering what the hell is [...]

And Lo! The Lord Rothmere’s Prayer

Behold, and let us pray…
Our Overlord Dacre, who art in Kensington
Shallow be thy name
Thy fascist kingdom come
Thy will be done
In the suburbs as it is in crocheted doily heaven

Give us this day, our Daily Hate
And forgive us our tolerance
As we snarl and disdain anyone who shows tolerance to anyone else

And lead us not into [...]

I wonder what Hitler and Mussolini thought of the Daily Mail?

Here’s a conversation that took place between the two liberals back in the late 1930s:

That was Hitler’s biggest problem. He listened to soppy lefties like Mussolini, sold out and failed to live up to good Lord Rothmere sponsored British Union Of Fascist politics. The stuff that growing potatoes and being fecund is made of.
Insane uber [...]

Well, it wouldn’t be the Daily Mail without a bit of mud-slinging, would it?

The two questions I have to ask are: why have they written an article on it in the first place? and, why have the readers bothered to comment on the article?
This utterly infuriating article in the Hate today underlines for the 4,598 time so far this year why the Mail and the majority of its [...]